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[fills out a job application] i can do whatever and am good at anything, my biggest weakness is i love too much
we’re really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh
My psych professor mentioned swaddling in lecture so I emailed him a picture of me being swaddled in my dorm room and asked if I could get extra credit because it was really hot in there and I got really sweaty and he was like “fabulous, sure”
my favourite genre of food that exists in almost every culture is “filling surrounded by a whole bunch of unhealthily cooked dough”
japanese gyoza? talented
indian samosas? brilliant
chinese bao? incredible
austrian knoedel? amazing
polish pierogi? showstopping
korean mandu? spectacular
italian ravioli? iconic
tibetan momo? outstanding
american fritters? killer
literally anything vaguely resembling a dumpling no matter where it comes from or what’s in it? fucking a plus
Let’s hear it for stuff stuffed with stuff!
WHOEVER BLACKMAILED NIKKIE TUTORIALS AND TRIED TO OUT HER AS TRANS CAN CHOKE AND I AM SO PROUD OF HER FOR STANDING UP TO THEM AND SPEAKING HER TRUTH ON HER OWN TERMS













